Panic 1998
- Dominique Fitzpatrick-O~Dinn
On Tuesday, March 10th, of this year The President’s plane disappeared For 24 seconds
Uncertainty beckoned
The President’s plane disappeared Control tower’s radar was clear
Uncertainty beckoned An alien race
Control tower’s radar was clear Here is what happened that day An alien race
Had come from deep space
Here is what happened that day South of New York’s JFK
Had come from deep space And with this strange gun
South of New York’s JFK
And fired a transporter ray And with this strange gun
They zapped Air Force One
And fired a transporter ray
They’d travelled ten years in a bubble They zapped Air Force One
Now melting the guns
They’d traveled ten years in a bubble To help out a planet in trouble
Now melting the guns And mandating fun
To help out a planet in trouble
Took the President, leaving his double And mandating fun
Announced a new policy of
Took the President, leaving his double The President’s clone from above
Announced a new policy of Legislation to spread peace and love
The President’s clone from above The President, in today’s poll
Legislation to spread peace and love Though this incident
The President, in today’s poll Is popular and on a roll Though this incident
With the President
Is denied by air traffic control